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Up to $50 in grocery bills will be covered, per customer
The event starts at noon ET at Westside Market on 3rd Avenue
Kalshi is treating this as a marketing opportunity and is completely taking over the store
If you’ve blown your last paycheck on bad prop bets and misguided parlays, Kalshi is swooping in to play the hero. The world’s biggest glorified bookie legal prediction market will be footing the grocery tab for New York City shoppers starting tomorrow, February 3. This is a great opportunity for impulsive degenerate gamblers and folks looking to save some cash alike.
Between layoffs, the rising threat of AI automation to American jobs, and overall steady decline in quality of life, it’s getting harder and harder to get ahead in this economy, especially in an expensive city like NYC.
Kalshi, a leading online prediction market, is proud to step in and offer a helping hand by pledging to cover grocery bills to anyone that walks through the doors at Westside Market tomorrow. Up to $50 per customer can be claimed, although it’s unclear if this will exclude certain items like alcohol or tobacco (you know, the essentials.)
If you’re in NYC, you can show up tomorrow at noon ET to try and get in, although we’d expect a line. Westside Market is located at 84 3rd Ave, NYC.
Kalshi will also be educating shoppers about the wide, wide world of prediction markets by showcasing ongoing bets, and hopefully indoctrinating a new wave of saps to gamble on grocery prices, presidential elections, and “Will the U.S. confirm that aliens exist before 2027?”
It almost makes you wonder why gambling was so tightly regulated for so many years if it’s so much fun.
In any case, you might as well take advantage of this opportunity if you’re in the area. This hasn’t been confirmed, but Kalshi might be giving away some unique merch to attendees. We’ll keep our eyes on their socials leading up to the giveaway.
Compact Discs
It is happening, again
Skating & Surfing
These were one of the most lucrative flips of 2023